Nar-rate: to tell (a story), relate

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW BART... HE REALLY LIKES TO TELL THE STORY WHEN HE IS VIDEOING.. BUT HE REALLY LIKES TO TELL THE STORY WHEN OTHERS ARE VIDEOING... HE STARTED THIS HOBBY 11 YEARS AGO IN HAWAII.. A SCANTLY CLAD INDIVIDUAL WAS VIDEOING HIMSELF ON THE BEACH.. HE WOULD SET HIS CAMERA UP ON THE SAND.. AND HE WOULD RUN DOWN ON THE BEACH.. IT WAS HILARIOUS.. I THOUGHT BART AND JAY WOULD DIE... BART SLOWLY WALKED OVER BY THE VIDEO CAMERA.. AND WHEN THE MAN GOT OUT OF HIS EAR SHOT, HE SQUATED DOWN A BIT AND STARTED NARRATING THE VIDEO FOR THE GUY.. IT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN HE CAME BACK AND TOLD US WHAT HE SAID.. WE LAUGHED FOR DAYS... OKAY WE STILL LAUGH.. ( YOU WILL HAVE TO ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID. BECAUSE NOBODY CAN TELL IT QUITE LIKE HE CAN..) OH TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL... WELL........ GUESS WHO HE GOT NOW...??? YES.... ME.... THIS SUMMER WE TOOK 2 VACATIONS.. 3 IF YOU COUNT WHEN WE WENT TO IDAHO TO DROP OFF JORDON AND CAROLINE'S HOUSE... ONE: WE DROVE FROM WEST VIRGINIA TO NEW HAMPSHIRE AND HIT ALL THE STATES ALONG THE WAY... EVEN VENTURING INTO MAINE THE FINAL DAY. TWO: IDAHO... GOING 45-55 WITH A TRAILER FULL OF J & C'S HOME... HA HA THREE: WE WENT TO ARKANSAS AND BRANSON MO. GHESSS I AM GLAD HIS COMPANY SENDS HIM PLACES... :) THIS WAS ONE OF OUR STOPS.. I LAUGHED WHEN I SAW THIS LATER.. HE IS STILL UP TO HIS OLE SHENANIGANS... I THINK THAT IS WHY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH... HE HAS TAUGHT ME TO LAUGH AT MYSELF.. SO HERE GOES..........HA HA